Tuesday, May 10, 2011

DONT TALK, JUST LISTEN (XXX)

Soooo….I’m here…how are you all doing today?....or this evening…..crazy what makes me blog…..I’ve missed yall…seriously……been working on this album and working on getting my strength and wits back……Happy Belated Mother’s Day to all the mothers….I thought I was gonna blog on Sunday but my day started late and then I have many errands to run…..and to all my Laker haters….SHUT UP!!!...yes I am a realist so I know they quit on each other…I know the Mavericks outplayed them the whole series…..but WE STILL HAVE MORE RINGS THAN YOU!!!..........lol….I know the backlash is coming but who cares…you still have not won a ring…….the album is going great yall…..got a few songs written and recorded…but I want to make sure my sound is right…I want this album/mixtape to be complete..got a lot of great things coming up….and I want you all to continue to pray for me and support in all ways possible….
If you are reading this, then you know how to contact me……so I had to say this..this Saturday, I will be performing live at 2826 Arnetic on Main Street in Deep Ellum…..it is a birthday party and I will be performing with the band One Nite Stand…..now some of you have heard me rock out with a band but if you have not, you should definitely come out and check us out……if you have any questions, CONTACT ME!!....don’t just not come because you say you didn’t know…..lame ass excuses…….
I was talking to a friend tonight and this is the origin of why I am writing……we were talking about how people dance in Dallas…..now don’t get me wrong, I don’t like the type of dances here…or rather, they are quite hilarious….but this is not what I come here to discuss……I come to talk about sex……yep, this a grown up blog……..so if you don’t want to take that journey…stop reading here………
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Okay Cool…..Shall I Proceed?
See, the problem down here……they don’t play slow music in the club…..that’s why folks don’t know how to have sex….see when I was growing up and we went out…..club, party, house party, anything, they would play the same routine….new shit at first……..the shit on the radio…….then the music that’s gonna get the women on the floor (line dancing, bounce/boy music)……..some more new shit…then some slow jam…….POW!!!......this is when the men get to practice with the body….Bump And Grind, T-Shirt and Panties, They Don’t Know….man, we used to get it in……nowadays, the dudes and the females don’t dance with each other…they dance in their clicks……what the fuck is that shit?...dude, get on it….but NOOOOOO!!!!...now, we grinding all night and then when we get the woman in the bed we think that’s how she want it…..sorry partna, not at all…….men, don’t know how to get deep in the pus anymore…….we too busy trying to bust that pussy open and tear the pussy up………idiots……
And to my sisters……yall cant do have the shit in the bed that you do in the club…..women used to grind and dance with the fellas to see what he working wit on the sly……so don’t get mad cause you thought his belt buckle was his dick…….you wanna do splits and dance all up on your bff and then expect a man to find you attractive in the club…..and why do you have your shoes off in the club again?......women in the club used to be sexy….now they too busy screaming how they an independent bitch……but I can’t call you that right?..........
The club used to be practice….that was how you found a groove with a person…music period….I wonder if that’s why old people slow dance in their living room or even at clubs….they keeping their rhythm together…we just not on game……we miserable with compatibility issues but all it takes is a simple test…..slow dance with them…that will tell you a lot………..


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